MyFunnyBear – Jokes and free recipes

How do you get a blonde on the roof? Read more…

The angry wife met her husband at the door. Read more…

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won’t eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn’t tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, “What’s for dinner dad?”

“You’ll see”, he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

“Ok”, says her dad, “Here’s a hint. It’s what your mother sometimes calls me.”

His daughter screams … “Don’t eat it, Jimmy! … It’s a fucking asshole …”

A lawyer a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. Read more…

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?”
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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. Read more…

Psychiatrist: “What’s your problem?” Read more…

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? Read more…